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Good day to you all. My name is Matt, I'm a long time fan of NG, and I currently work as the Assistant Director of Security at the mall where the original 1979 version of George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead was filmed.

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2010-08-03 03:28:58 by sgtstreb

Next up, all of you morons that think the world is going to end on 12-21-2012 (or thereabout. There is some controversy over the actual date.)

News flash!!!! You're dumb.

"But wait! The Mayan calendar ends in 2012!!1!"

No it doesn't moron. The Mayan calendar is cyclical. For the layman, this means it's a freakin' circle. It doesn't end. In 2012 it starts a new cycle. This has happened 12 times before and guess what....WE ARE STILL HERE!!!!

You know who agrees with me about this whole 2012 thing? The modern day descendants of the Mayans. I think they are way more qualified than you are to make predictions based on their own calendar.

What really cracks me up is when self-professed Christians try to correlate this as the date of Armageddon. Try actually reading that Bible. In Matthew 24:36 Jesus said that only the Father knows the date and the time, not the angels or the Son. So you are basically saying that you know more than Jesus. Good job.

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